Starting off

In this blog you can expect the rants and ravings of a skinny, small dicked, private school educated, lazy, opinionated, judgemental, angry bastard.

I left home at 24 due to what I claim was an inability to afford rent out of home while studying at uni. Looking back I could have easily afforded but that would have required effort and thus never happened.

I have the maturity of a 14 year old but possess a superficial charm - if it wasn't for this I would have no friends.

This blog will never deal with one specific topic but whatever takes my fancy on any day I can roll off my sagging backside and draw my attention away from the Xbox - what a great way to build a readership. You may enjoy what you read here or you may not - that's not my problem.

I live in an area of Sydney's eastern suburbs so if you feel the blog is too east centric you can get stuffed. As a middle class white male I fear change so most of my 'adventures' occur near where I live. I grew up near Wollongong and would prefer to never live in a similar location ever again.

Writing requires inspiration - this first post is admittedly uninspired. They may improve in the future, or I may just go back to downloading prolapse porn torrents (always a disturbing image).

I can be found drinking all too often in the Crix and Darlo Bar while pretending to be "cool".

And on that, lets begin...